By catguy - 19/08/2009 09:08 - United States

Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat is, it seems, an euphemism for having it off with her neighbor Tom since her cat died three months ago. FML
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freaky922 0

Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...

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tehukiso 0

This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(

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alagar 0

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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andlifesuxagain 0

I wonder if the cat DIED because she went home to take care of Tom and not the Cat. I mean who knows how long it has been since she gave her own pussy attention?

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Love_AOS 0

Oh wow that really sucks for you! dump her ass (: ooor buy her a new cat.. or both hehehe

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Eelusive 0

Tom is taking care of that cat now.

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whoaelena 0

You don't need to "take care" of a cat. It sounds like she's implying walking the cat... Litter, food, and water are shit you do before you leave cause it takes less than 10 minutes before you leave... Unless your cat is diabetic.

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yourMUMSgash 0

hmm, so you STILL consider her your girlfriend and you were(possibly) well aware her cat had died? don't be such a mug and DUMP her!

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chowyuk 0

ydi for not taking care of her cat, so the neighbor had to

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

now, did she say, 'i need to take care of my cat', or i need to take care of my pussy'?

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