By catguy - 19/08/2009 09:08 - United States

Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat is, it seems, an euphemism for having it off with her neighbor Tom since her cat died three months ago. FML
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freaky922 0

Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...

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tehukiso 0

This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(

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shootingstar8D 0

She's the worst excuse maker in the history of making up excuses

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magichateball 0

FYL for having a cheating ***** for a GF and YDI for not calling her on her lying

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marlux 0

lol o man #2 had the best one, i laughed

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rcjamie 0

you totally deserve it, you didnt satisfy her in bed, so she got that elsewhere, she should have dumped you earlier...so now you suck metaphorically and she sucks for real :)

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Tell your GF to get out, coz you need to get some pussy of your own.

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dramatized423 0

why would you BELIEVE her?? that is such a stupid lie

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theways 0

ydi for staying with someone who'd rather take care of her cat than be with you.

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JohnyJackhammer 0

It's alright, brother. Let me tell you. My ex-girlfriend was in new york and used "doing touristy stuff with my neighbor doing touristy stuff" as euphemism for "******* my neighbor." All you have to do is accept she's a bitch for it, move on, and in no time at all you'll see you get something better for it. It's true I'm living it right now

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kukopia 0

3 pts for correctly spelling and using "euphemism" Minus 2 pts for thinking you had a g/f for months when you obviously didn't go to her place. Minus 3 pts for thinking you had a g/f for months when she went home every night. Minus 5 pts for thinking you had a g/f for months when somone else was 'taking care of her'. Minus 10 pts for wasting our time with this trite FML post. Total score? Nope, not gonna do math for THIS Sh!t

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nooseandnail 0

You should be more observant of your girlfriends life, then maybe she wouldn't seek attention elsewhere...either way it really sucks. She shouldn't be such a ****.

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