By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
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pixiebubz 26

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

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jakk_mehoff 4

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

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Supersonic54 18

Lol I like how instead of talking about the fml, rage about a persons typing XD

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devinewind 4

I have a great way to help you out with that... just close your eyes, hold your breath, and don't clench. it will feel good in a minute

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aleia18 3

Clearly you weren't ready to move in with him .

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AzWolf 5

Try flushing a couple times before the wipe. If you are a big wiper, flush more than once during the wipe process.

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bmkc4 1

Don't put the TP in the toilet.... Throw it in the trash can

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colgatesmile08 1

You didn't think of that before you moved in with him? What happens of you guys get hitched?

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chase101 1

He does it to u shouldn't care just keep a plunger

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JulietRose 10

Well this relationship is heading to the shitter.

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