if you don't hire an attorney and do the paperwork yourself than a divorce is not expensive. I did my friends paperwork and it cost 200 court cost and the paperwork was free online.

I'd say it was definitely a joke gift though. From my experiences with weddings, typically large gifts are given on wedding days and not the party. I suppose what is going on here is that they're going to bring gifts at the wedding, but decided to use a gag gift as a joke for "girls nights out." In all though, I suppose it can be taken the wrong way. However, out of your friends, how many are divorced?

The way marriages go nowadays IDE keep it it might come in handy

You've got some great passive - aggressive friends, op. Either listen to what they have to say or kick their collective sorry toxic asses to the curb.

the leading cause of divorce is marriage

Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

OP, get a clue. Your friends are trying to tell you something important.

wish I had gotten that gift. hang onto it, just in case...

your friends are cocks.

HAHAHA!! thats hilarious!!! I bet they knowsome thing you dont. REMEMBER: Chicks before Dicks