Health: Today, as a last resort for my back problems, I tried acupuncture....

By screwed - 08/08/2014 12:26 - Australia - Perth

Today, as a last resort for my back problems, I tried acupuncture. After the needles were placed and the doctor had left, I couldn't move for 30 minutes. I had a panic attack. FML

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By Revelyn - 03/06/2016 22:18 - United States - Compton

Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML

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By panickygrl - 06/11/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack. Not on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school, or any of the expected places. It was in my yoga class, which my therapist recommended for me, while I was in a dead-body position. FML

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By shots shots shots - 12/02/2013 07:41 - United States - Redlands

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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By LadyAlyxandrea - 14/07/2018 19:00

Today, I almost died after getting an epidural in my neck. The medicine paralyzed my entire body, including my diaphragm and lungs. The doctor tried to say it was a panic attack. I had turned blue. FML

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By Agonised - 29/05/2021 00:01

Today, I went to the hospital for crippling back pain that made it impossible to walk. The doctor was more interested in telling me off for not taking a pill that he admitted doesn't help acute pain. He then gave me an injection that wore off in an hour, and sent me home, telling me to take over the counter meds. FML

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By bosslady12 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that I needed a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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By birchbeer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I went for a massage because my shoulder's been hurting for months but I can't take decent painkillers because they'd react with my anti-depressants. It STILL hurts, but worse, across my upper spine, and I can't tilt my head back. I paid to look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame doing a swan impression. FML

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Hit the gym

By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 03:17 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, after months of my doctor telling me that my heart palpitations are simply due to anxiety, and that I'm perfectly healthy, I decided to weight train to face my fears. Two hours later, I was in the emergency room. FML

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morondon000 14

Friday 8 August 2014 19:35

You don't just chose to have a panic attack...

ckerane 16

Friday 8 August 2014 18:38

how awful. did they help you in the end

Comments

miyaviichan 27

Friday 8 August 2014 21:30

Oh man... I'm so sorry. That truly sucks.

blackspace 4

Friday 8 August 2014 21:39

Accupuncture has come from china?

Nicholle2762 11

Friday 8 August 2014 22:27

Try massage. It'll help your back problems more.

derpina72 23

Friday 8 August 2014 22:52

I know you said acupuncture was your last resort...But have you tried going to a chiropractor? I heard they were some magic workers.

littleliarnamedA 3

Friday 8 August 2014 23:48

Legally they aren't allowed to leave you in the room, in California anyways. It's the same if you are getting a body wrap,massage or facial. The only time the person can leave the room is if you are getting dressed or undressed. I'm sorry that happened to you

BradTheBrony 19

Saturday 9 August 2014 0:19

YDI because acupuncture is fake

slyde32 12

Saturday 9 August 2014 2:46

actually it really does work, I know people who've had it done

2074red2074 6

Saturday 9 August 2014 3:18

It forces your muscles to relax. Your body won't move because of the needles. It won't cure disease like some people think, but it works for muscle tension and stress.

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vikky538 28

Saturday 9 August 2014 8:24

you are lucky you did not had cramps on your arma and legs..that hurts a lot...

linyy1188 2

Saturday 9 August 2014 9:10

That's exactly how acupuncture going on. Maybe you're panic since it's exotic. but you deserve it.... Then you'll find amazing acupuncture help you a lot.