By Jonny - 09/01/2012 04:07 - United States

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
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Jaxx66 21

Seems like you shouldn't be calling him for a while! Sorry OP, keep up the good work though!

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itsbreyo 5

I don't understand why people vote for "you deserve it" on posts like these. Great job OP ;)

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acidburnz1107 10

I think u can't recover til u can go to the bar with ur bro or be around alcohol. This is coming from an alcoholic who only stopped drinking cuz she got pregnant. I still go to bars and don't drink. Be ur bros desisnated(sp?) Driver

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Daederoth 10

Surrender means not having to fight anymore.

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Mkbitch 2

Lol what a douche. I hope he wasn't serious! You didn't go did you?

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hateevryone 14

that's so stupid of him.

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vintage3113 6

Just sounds like an insensitive, bad joke...god bless you OP stay strong

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constipatedlady 0

Well you're bound to start drinking again anyways.

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bubo_fml 10

Since your lacking alcohol & he's lacking brains, why not celebrate at the Public Library?

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Okayitwasme 0

People put their feet in their mouths all the time. Should have said,' you mean salad bar right... Cuz I just stopped drinking'! Then laugh.

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lisey517 2

When I got out of rehab I went to the restaurant where my cousin works to eat and he tried to convince me to get an alcoholic drink. I got a diet coke.

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