By Jonny - 09/01/2012 04:07 - United States

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
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Jaxx66 21

Seems like you shouldn't be calling him for a while! Sorry OP, keep up the good work though!

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itsbreyo 5

I don't understand why people vote for "you deserve it" on posts like these. Great job OP ;)

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stuffhappens223 7

I feel bad for you jonny it's a good thing that you quit though.

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aduarte 0

As a recovering alcoholic/drug addict , that's pretty uncool. Keep up the good work and congrats on ur recovery journey

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Maybe it was a test...?

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maddyyghee 6

He really didnt think that through did he ?

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Pelreskovich 11

Seems like a bit of a slap in the face.. At least he was trying to show a nice gesture, unless it was on purpose.

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lolmonster34 0

When you could be at home having a virgin screwdriver hmm

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Chibiko 9

Look on the bright side- he's happy for you.

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thamack408 11

ill drink 4 u haha :D

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Congratulations on hitting one month, and may you enjoy continued sobriety, one day at a time. Best of luck.

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