By Jonny - 09/01/2012 04:07 - United States

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
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Jaxx66 21

Seems like you shouldn't be calling him for a while! Sorry OP, keep up the good work though!

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itsbreyo 5

I don't understand why people vote for "you deserve it" on posts like these. Great job OP ;)

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Dracoboxer357 35

My apologies but either your brother is as dumb as a stump or ignorantly tasteless with his humour. Either way, fyl, but congrats on trying to stay sober, OP! :) Keep it up!

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ClaremoreZebra 8

What does OP even mean? I've been trying to figure it out for like a month..

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asherm 15

ClaremoreZebra: OP is "original poster". I had to google it myself

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daminantion 14

It means Google. Or.. Idk ask the original poster

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katya_21 6

@#42 OP stands for Original Poster. Applicable for sites such as this, where there are people 'posting.'

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JeremyCompton 0

If you drink enough you will forget that you even drank.

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CultureChic 14

Sorry, OP. Your brother is either a douche or just plain dumb.

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fancyclown 9

There seems to be a steady flow of alcoholics on FML.

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