By WhyDoINeedAName - 13/03/2013 19:51 - Canada - Okotoks

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Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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MrBrightside21 20

I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.

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Ziggy122 15

Hey, at least you're good enough to make her finish!

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Comments

marrrry 4

1 and 15: if all you're interested in is sex with "anyone with a female reproductive organ," I'm not surprised you're not getting any. That's actually a pretty disgusting thing to say. What woman is going to be interested in a man who only cares about her ******?

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LectumX 3

Some girls need to know the importance of having both sides get pleasure xD it's the worst feeling.. I feel you, man. In the same boat sometimes,

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manga_fml 15

Congratulations. now you know how women feel, all the time.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

#169 > Speak for yourself, it's definitely not the case for every woman

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Bobfromjanitoria 2

Next time you're getting it on, right when she's about to finish, pull out and walk away. If she asks why, just point out that she wasnt gonna let you 'get off' anyways, so it wasn't worth the effort anymore.

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BriannaRWatson 13

I guess I'm really lucky that my husband and I feel that each person deserves an equal turn. A person who is sexually selfish to begin with will remain that way. Don't walk, run away.

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Everyone is responsible for their own ******. Turn the tables a couple of times and see if she changes her attitude.

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crazigrl070 4

Wow really? That would be great for me to finish before him!

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