By WhyDoINeedAName - 13/03/2013 19:51 - Canada - Okotoks

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Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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MrBrightside21 20

I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.

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Ziggy122 15

Hey, at least you're good enough to make her finish!

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enginsteve 17

You should try harder to beat her so you can finish on her face. Then you can dump her and find someone else that gives a shit

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lifeinlace 3

I think she just needs to suck it up, ...literally. :)

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sweetcatastroph3 9

if ALL your girlfriends have done this, i would advise you into evaluating the quality of your sex. they're probably all faking it to get it done with.

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mandaabananaa 4

If that's the worst of your problems. I don't feel sorry for you.

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iwadasn 32

If the roles were reversed, you'd do the same thing and you know it. If you wouldn't care in that situation, why should she?

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metallicraven 0

retarded ejaculation is a bitch I've lossed out of a few relationships because they thought I "must still be in love with someone else

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floatablebullet 7

Is the log ride still open

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staceydv90 4

Awww poor baby XD

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