By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
I agree, your life sucks 499
You deserved it 49

Comments

Sounds to me like he doesn't actually want to have a baby. Does "we" actually mean "I told him I want kids?"

bizarre_ftw 21

**********, and make it obvious you're doing so. Either he's the jealous type and will end up being extremely annoyed that he's not pleasing you Or he's the horny type and will end up seriously needing you and wont be able to get the image out of his head Or he's the low sex drive type and you'll still end up with a good ****** He apparently loves you and wants to have a kid with you, and his reason for not having sex is stupidity not lack of attraction, so really the main issue here is pleasure, and all three turn outs solve that, and this way you've a rather good chance of getting him to have sex sooner And, one way or another, masturbation is healthy, so hop in a bath and have fun ^_^

fromthesuck 8

From my military experience and some extended periods of no sex, it seems that sperm is much more potent. Maybe not that first time around but once it gets cycled again there seems to be a drastic change. That's how my son along with many other kids happened.

jaylaufers 13

Are you absolutely sure you want more of him on this planet?

The best chance of conception is to have sex 1-3 times a day. When a man waits too long, the sperm in his balls become weak and there is a less chance of conception. Look it up on Google or have your doctor talk to him. You will never conceive if he keeps up this way...

onorexveritas 23

and have you told him that doesn't work?

Why are you trying to breed that stupidity? I'm sure he's really attractive and that's why u married him....but don't procreate with a dumb ass lol