By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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octopussperm125 18

Its a valid theory, and u may now have a super baby as smart as like albert einstein

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evebright 5

Tell him sperm dies after a while, and dementia sets in just prior to that. Now he has to pull on it to clear the pipes for the fresh young vibrant buggers.

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fierystage 8

OMG the illustration is just like the last sketch from Woody Allen's "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask." Great movie! O/

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Alan2 24

He needs to do a little research. It doesn't work like that. After a while, the body just absorbs the unused cells and it produces more. At no point will they build up like that. Show him some proof of that and perhaps you'll be getting some from him more often than you expected.

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mariet_fml 23

This is the best illustrated FML I have ever seen. Kudos to the artist.

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tigrouficele2012 44

The comments on this entry are even more priceless as the illustration.

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anniemeece 23

For what ever reason, I find this illustration kinda adorable. xD

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hiandrews69 29

Oh jeez. Was he gone during the Sex Education class? Or was he unfortunate enough to learn about sex from his peers? smh

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icepick23 12

Maybe he does not want to have sex with you because you have gained too much weight?

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