By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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twiztedone 19

He's an idiot! He does know about the 30 day rule right?

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deaddonkey 15

Maybe deep down he doesn't want a baby and is trying to prolong the inevitable.

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freshberries22 17

I don't think the sperm know what they are swimming into when they are forced out nor do they care. Sorry op but your hubby is trippin

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egghead1280 6

That's such a fantastic excuse

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Rexaqu 17

Hahaha its true but he has to wait like 2-3 days not 11 weeks :)

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evilplatypus 38

Sometimes I really think we need to extend the school day JUST for classes in common sense and advanced remedial health education.

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