By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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Coop817 19

I've been told that the longer it's been since he last came, the higher concentration there is of a certain chromosome (Y I think) which increases the chances of having a boy

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Sakaea 22

The illustrations for this were awesome. Your husband is an idiot tho.

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Disembob 16

Why did I read the illustration in R. Lee Ermey's voice?

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bbbuurrberries 16

I hope for your sake that he came (lol) to his senses.

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picante72 24

I love the metaphors and imagery the artist uses. "Muscles bulging like my December electricity bill."

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simsgirlgem 25

I am so sorry you have an idiot for a husband may I suggest you get online and show him how it really works

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AgentPlatypus73 8

Oh god, please don't let this guy breed...

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stirbnichtvormir 14

Sorrt OP, you may want to explain to him that ols sperm are less effective than fresh ones. Maybe find a website.

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