Miscellaneous: Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic...

By Shodan2112 - 18/02/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML

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Friday 18 February 2011 19:37

1. Why go to school there when it seems like you disagree with their views? 2. Why did you do it? He couldn't force you, could he? 3. No volume control? I don't know about record players, but if they do have one, that could have been easily fixed.

BahahahLOL 0

Friday 18 February 2011 19:05

Gimme that CHRISTIAN SIDE HUGG!

Comments

mike3775 35

Friday 18 February 2011 20:08

Why go to that school? I don't believe in the bible, so no way would I ever go to a school that would require me to attend church or take a class on the bible(some colleges do have those requirements), nor would I go to a school where they say to graduate, you have to do 40 hours of community service each year either.

CkMystic 0

Friday 18 February 2011 22:51

too bad no one cares

nicolangelo 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 18:27

lol no one cares what your beliefs are

KidCracken 0

Friday 18 February 2011 20:11

Sounds fun :)

CallMeHush 0

Friday 18 February 2011 20:18

If ever some Purple Sticky needed to be be rolled up, now would be that time.

life_hates_you 0

Friday 18 February 2011 20:21

Oh no, you did a nice thing for someone else! You're life must be ruined! Shut up and stop whining!

sum1two 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:08

agreed.

ulicksam 0

Friday 18 February 2011 20:24

It's called volume control. Turn it down you moron. Unless you're burning a cd from the sound coming out the speaker, in which case you're a bigger moron.

davek 36

Friday 18 February 2011 20:36

YDI, if you go to a Christian school you're gonna hear Christian music. What were you expecting, Cannibal Corpse?

Hidan_fml 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:21

Oh my god, I would ******* love that.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Friday 18 February 2011 20:39

He never said he wasn't a Christian. It may be he doesn't like the amateur 70s hippy sound, regardless of content. He may be a huge fan of Gospel, Christian Rock or Christian Death Metal for all we know. :)

sourgirl101 28

Friday 18 February 2011 22:25

I agree. I've listen to many type of "Christian" music (even though I'm still not sure in my beliefs) such as Petra, D.C. Talk, Bride etc... but wouldn't want to hear hours of "Kumbaya My Lord". Also my sister went to TCU and got a hell of an education, and she's not a bible thumper nor were many of her associates! OP, it sucks but it's not a bad thing to be on the dean's good side. Just next time you do a favor, learn what it is in details beforehand.(:

atomheartm_fml 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:41

1- OP's a girl 2- You can be christian and be ashamed of all the crappy candid pseudo-hippie songs that christian students sing. 3- THERE ALWAYS SHALL BE A NUMBER 3