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By suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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Aethren 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

maybe you should have texted her instead

ptrek85 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

I really hope you didn't try to propose again.

Comments

Jarred0809 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:42

Dump the bitch.

oliviaselina 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 5:52

Why would you even wanna marry her in the first place.

athlete1990 4

Friday 14 October 2011 4:49

Dump her

Rysquid 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 5:41

What was her awnser?

EEBAL 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 7:23

That is so rude!! What is up with people needing to texting all the damn time? My sister is the same way and won't put the phone down!

missalice0306 19

Thursday 24 May 2012 16:32

Good thing you noticed her true colors before you actually married her

Mandar1 0

Monday 16 July 2012 2:29

Well, that's a definite sign that you shouldn't marry this girl. You're better than that.

anubisismylife 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 14:40

You've gotta be kidding. That's low.

fml_seriously316 13

Friday 28 June 2013 20:35

This is just me, but if whoever she was texting was more important than me asking her to marry me, I'd wait until she was done then if she said sumthin like "continue" I'd say bitch **** off. We're through.