Miscellaneous: Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After...

By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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Same thing different taste

Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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Pudding?

By Cake - 12/01/2023 14:00

Today, my mom made my favorite dessert, a pudding. For some reason, she decided to put strawberries in it. She knows I’m allergic to strawberries. She said, “Stop bitching. If you don’t like it, don’t eat it then. Problem solved.” FML

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All over cheese?

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 01:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, my family had an argument with me because I bought the wrong kind of cheese. They never said what kind they wanted. The argument ended with my mother saying that she wished she could kill herself, because of how horrible of a person I am. FML

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By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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By dusk - 05/01/2012 08:09 - United States

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

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Juicy

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 18:00

Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML

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By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

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Man vs. Wild

By Marjo86 - 27/09/2019 20:00

Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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dancer4moon 8

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:23

She's rude!

breakingbad_fml 27

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:23

At least she didn't try and kill you herself. With that being said: Your mom is rude. ***Didn't see that first comment there, sorry.

Comments

CanCann 16

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:31

Hatsh

Zephianaxo 7

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:33

Technically, anyone could kill themselves with a banana. Regardless of being allergic ... I would've been offended... possibly disturbed.

zequa 14

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:37

I hate bananas

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:40

Leave a suicide note, lock yourself in your room and commit Hairy Kiwi.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:42

That was rude of her. She knows your allergic to fruit.

Eivana 37

Tuesday 1 January 2013 7:02

That's harsh. No mother should ever say that to a child.

alexlovescandy 3

Tuesday 1 January 2013 7:08

A wee bit harsh.

tybird 6

Tuesday 1 January 2013 7:23

Did you?

EllyBear__ 11

Tuesday 1 January 2013 7:25

So you just became allergic to all of the fruit?

NotGabe 28

Tuesday 1 January 2013 7:38

My fellow fruit victim... I hear your sweet cries...

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