By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
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breakingbad_fml 27

At least she didn't try and kill you herself. With that being said: Your mom is rude. ***Didn't see that first comment there, sorry.

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blacky_2222 3

Am I the only one surprised by the whole 'allergic to fruit' thing?

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tjolivas 9

I'm allergic to most fruits and vegetables, especially bananas. It's something in the chemical makeup

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origamihamster37 2

I'm allergic to most fruits as well, but actually banana's are an exception...I just don't like them.

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BrysGirl27 14

My mom does the same thing!!!! Except I'm allergic to bread so she tells me to go eat a sandwich and donuts hahah:p

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nani_rox 9

Awe that's terrible!!!!

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shark_girl 9

You're allergic to ALL fruit? Sucks for you. Cantaloupe is f*cking delicious.

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bergundytomato 9

i am pretty sure she felt bad (AND witty) after saying that

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samsituation 11

I'm allergic to fruit too my entire family does that crap to me , be strong

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Peachz 4

All I took from this was that I finally found someone else allergic to fruit!

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RathaPride02 6

shove that banana up her nana. that was messed up of her.

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