Miscellaneous: Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front...

By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:51

Frosty is always watching.

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:52

overreacting much?

Comments

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:13

jazoo.. ignore most of the people of fml. different areas of the world all have their own norms. I know what you mean.

The_Village_Idio 6

Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:19

I really don't understand why seeing a figure in your yard, be it a person or not, would warrant an immediate call to the cops without further investigation.

Thorzix 23

Wednesday 4 February 2015 2:11

States, that's why

travellingfun 18

Wednesday 4 February 2015 1:27

I wish my snowmen looked that good.

fml510605 16

Wednesday 4 February 2015 2:17

Do you wanna build a snowman?

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 4 February 2015 2:36

Remember making snowballs and putting them in your freezer? Yeah, he wants um back!

SEABASSr0130 11

Wednesday 4 February 2015 4:58

Even if it was a person, why would you run to the kitchen just to call the cops?? Jeez grow a pair....

missbrit818 20

Wednesday 4 February 2015 6:04

Wow. Just wow..

thenewgirl29 20

Wednesday 4 February 2015 6:59

Once when I was babysitting I mistook the family cat perched on the window sill for a man standing at the window looking in. I nearly hyperventilated before I realized my mistake. Sometimes, the mind plays funny tricks on you.