Miscellaneous: Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front...

By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:51

Frosty is always watching.

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:52

overreacting much?

Comments

Morning_fml 22

Tuesday 3 February 2015 16:30

Better safe than sorry, but the operator probably thinks you're an idiot now. It's okay, as long as they had a laugh at it after at the least.

aylind 18

Tuesday 3 February 2015 16:59

Why would you call the police so quickly? That just seems really stupid to me. ydi

EmoKami 21

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:07

Maybe she should have run back to the window while calling them, but I'd rather have been too quick to call then too slow

khorstmye 15

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:19

When you see someone creeping in your yard do you wait until they break in to call the police?

brand125 17

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:50

30 - no, but you make sure its a person..

aylind 18

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:32

#30 No, but I make sure there's actually a threat first before crying wolf. It's common sense.

Nameless_Fellow 11

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:51

Next time your sister asks you to build a snowman, say no. :-)

cassiebucaro99 12

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:55

Was Olaf running around?

Staresti 6

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:58

IT WAS THEIR OWN YARD. No one would ingore some creep in their own yard.

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:00

In my best Red Forman, "dumb ass".

ImagineCrazy 27

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:21

Sounds like a high story...

brand125 17

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:47

jazoo - you dont get it, they didnt call to help the person out, they wanted the police to arrest them.. who would ignore someone tresspassing on their own property, probably planning to steal something or worse?