By Pugsley - 30/08/2019 14:02 - Australia

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Today, for my birthday, I found out I'm too ugly even for a hooker to have sex with me. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21

Hookers are people too.

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Cat Michele Davila 3

How small is your penis?Maybe you have bad BO and bad breath. You don't need to get laid and catch herpes for your birthday buying hookers in a van down by the river.

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rotflqtms_ 21

Hookers are people too.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

You have to ask for a hooker with low standards.

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Cat Michele Davila 3

How small is your penis?Maybe you have bad BO and bad breath. You don't need to get laid and catch herpes for your birthday buying hookers in a van down by the river.

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RichardPencil 30

I don't think hookers mind small penises. Less wear and tear on the ol' moneymaker.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Hookers aren't free you know ... even if its your birthday

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Laurea Lindroos 8

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SevieCookie 14

Ok, do not throw the word "rape" around like that. I'm sure professional prostitutes would take offence to that for one, and two you devalue what the word means. Rape is a serious thing and casually saying it like that for something not considered rape, is not ok. Prostitutes get to choose their customers, and it is a business transaction to which they consent to. If the prostitute was one which was being pimped out and forced to have sex with every man willing, then that changes the situation. We know this woman was not being forced as she refused the poster. True, women are people, not just something for guys to stick a dick in. But in general sex is fun for both parties and your offence at the post in this regard is astounding. The guy wanted to pay for sex, that's his own choice. Doesn't make him a bad person.

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Major_Haywire 7

That’s what paper bags were invented for

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