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By muffin - 16/07/2013 12:01 - Austria

Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sothishappened - 20/05/2014 09:54 - United States - Joliet

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 18/10/2018 12:00

Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML

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By wakinginvegas87 - 05/09/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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Hangover blues

By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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By muffdriver - 26/12/2010 15:47 - United States

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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The cake from hell

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML

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The customer is always an ass

By muffins - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Potomac

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

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By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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angelitared 27

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:16

Cover them with a strawberry frosting! No one will even notice!!!

kotana191 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:19

Who cares? Whoever makes fun of them doesn't get a muffin.

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angelitared 27

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:16

Cover them with a strawberry frosting! No one will even notice!!!

ohgeejosee 19

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:22

But they are cupcakes. Who gives an eff what they look like... They're cupcakes!

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:26

#1, yeah, baby, yeah, let's cover those **** with frosting! What should I do with that frosting? Do you want me to lick it? . . .

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:29

Exactly, glaze those puppies and see where it goes...

CoGhostRider 31

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:29

Nothing better than whipped cream covered muffins ;)

ohgeejosee 19

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:53

#18, whoops! Still.. Muffins though :D

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:06

9's picture might have thrown you off. Yum!

GNR93 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:18

It's the thought that counts.

Damian95 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 18:55

#44 in most cases those are the best kind!

XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:18

I read "extremely creepy beasts"...o.o

Talientary 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:25

Good, now attempt the rest.

daytoday21 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:31

That's what it says...

XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

Friday 19 July 2013 23:39

Damn...I mean I second glanced it and saw it said breasts...but quick glance looked like beasts. Tough community.

kotana191 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:19

Who cares? Whoever makes fun of them doesn't get a muffin.

MsConfusedd 27

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:19

Unless you chose to cut the strawberries half way between the top and bottom rather than sideways, I can't really imagine how they could look like breasts.

Zaros_fml 24

Tuesday 16 July 2013 21:46

Living up to your name, I see.

rokolodo 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:15

I can, then again it was exactly 758 years ago I saw real breasts.

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:19

I guess placed one way they look like creepy breasts with millions of nipples. The good news is that if you had flipped the strawberries, they'd look like extremely creepy vaginas.

SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:20

Creepy breasts? As in droopy boobs with nipples pointing South? I can't share your comparison otherwise...hard to visualize. O_o

JustStella 28

Tuesday 16 July 2013 20:17

Very... I am having trouble coming up with this image.

TheMathMajor 26

Tuesday 16 July 2013 21:40

I'm thinking she cut the tops off of the strawberries and then put the bottom part on the muffins with the flat side facing down so they looked like really poky nipples.

SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Thursday 18 July 2013 15:22

#62, I see your point. I can see how it's possible now. OP-If they look so much like boobs, maybe this wasn't all in vain. Most of the guys that entered comments previously didn't seem to look down on this idea. You could always do these muffins for a bachelor party. ^^

helpfulwhale 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:22

Well, at least it will make for interesting table conversation.

FindingYujin 26

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:30

Muffins are quite small aren't they? I can't imagine them looking like creepy breasts. If they were that creepy they probably wouldn't look like breasts. Maybe its just you thinking so, so your mind is set on that.