Miscellaneous: Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened...

By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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You deserved it 19 524

By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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You deserved it 119

By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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You deserved it 25 117

By kel - 10/02/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML

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You deserved it 4 877

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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You deserved it 44 404

By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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You deserved it 29 733

MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:20

I totally pictured a montage with "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" playing.

kinky44 28

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:24

Third times the charm

Comments

HortonThelephant 15

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:29

I never get hit on at school twice in a row op. Cheer up

Bliss391 7

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:37

Maybe Next time just stand by the door and wait for someone to open it for you.

Alycat6363 15

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:41

I'm not gonna lie... If I saw that happen to someone it would be pretty damn funny. As long as they're ok though.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 2 March 2013 17:05

"It's all fun and games 'til someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S FREAKING HILARIOUS!"

WaywardDaughter 26

Saturday 2 March 2013 17:38

It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye....then it is still a game, it's called look for the eye!

vadaaa 11

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:42

People act like they've never been hit by a door twice in a row. Wait...

Da_burn 6

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:43

You should form a petition requesting a revolving door. But with your luck you would probably get trapped inside of it.....Good luck OP

Enslaved 36

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:52

"Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way"

Atomic_Mushroom 14

Saturday 2 March 2013 17:23

Them doors...always striking when you least expect it!

Capt_Oblivious 10

Saturday 2 March 2013 17:31

Repeatedly hurting you is kind of an open door policy I see.

leadawg75 12

Saturday 2 March 2013 17:34

Hey, I fall down the bleachers almost everyday, because, lets face it, I'm clumsy. Don't take it so badly. Laugh at yourself, you know, unless you are badly hurt, than you can laugh at yourself later.

spliit_fml 8

Saturday 2 March 2013 17:54

You were just having a bad day just be careful next time. I always wait for someone to open the door for me or at least wait a second or two before reaching for the door so I won't get hit.