Health: Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing...

By PrintMaster - 20/07/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML

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You deserved it 9 425

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Chill out

By IndianAngel96 - 29/10/2012 22:39 - United States - Houston

Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 524

You deserved it 17 432

Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML

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You deserved it 436

Get back here

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML

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You deserved it 4 830

By anonynomi - 19/11/2015 17:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 043

You deserved it 1 604

By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 327

You deserved it 2 638

By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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You deserved it 28 212

Stars of CCTV

By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went grocery shopping and tried the self-checkout for the first time. I managed to scan everything except a bag of grapes, which I then dropped, causing them to scatter all over the floor. As I scrambled to pick them up, I slipped on a grape and fell flat on my back. The security footage must have been comedy gold. FML

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You deserved it 129

I'm not sad. Or am I?

By Dr Pepper - 22/05/2019 18:05

Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML

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You deserved it 1 710

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 02:39 - Reserved

Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

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You deserved it 7 026

Adulting is tough

By Anonymous - 10/08/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML

I agree, your life sucks 98

You deserved it 530

VoodooGypsy 2

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:56

I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:02

Oh the HORROR!

Comments

DncrHap 9

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:02

isn't that just water? at least it's not, like, veggie mace.

stolencrackers 1

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:14

Doubtfully, they buy carrots.

DncrHap 9

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:16

i... don't understand your comment in relation to mine.

gszmam 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:27

Omg it's that one girl who got banned for trolling... What was your old name?

stolencrackers 1

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:32

Which person are you referring to?

DncrHap 9

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:33

goddamn these comment bugs. disregard my comment. until it decides to show up where it's supposed to be. i guess.

beckybecks20 8

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:03

that's hilarious ((x

Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:04

Way to go Bugs BUnny ;)

m4craze 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:06

hahaha sucks for you

ladyluck82 9

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:06

Unless you're a witch, you shouldn't worry. How IS this an FML??? Wow...water was sprayed (in mist form) on your face...big deal! I really don't see this life-changing...(???)

DncrHap 9

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:11

or life-*******, if you will.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:23

Something doesn't have to be life changing in order for it to be irritating. FML isn't just for stories that are outrageously horrible. Sometimes there are little things in life that happen, that anyone would say FML too. I know if I was OP I would say FML too. This story was moderated through for a reason, there not all going to be hilarious.

kfrizzle2 4

Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:29

Lol sorry to do this Anna, but, they're*

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:31

Damn! Thank you Kyle lol.

kfrizzle2 4

Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:33

Lol big bubbles, no troubles.

Primus_fml 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:57

74, while I agree with you, I also agree with 19. Yes, not all FMLs actually have to completely screw your life, but there should at least be something mildy crappy about it. Getting sprayed in the face is not that bad at all.