By dmanrique - 04/10/2011 15:10 - United States

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML
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NoNotTheFace 8

Quick, while he's still on the ground, kick him in the nuts, hard. Boobs like him should never reproduce.

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liquidfireKAN 0

I would love to hear that story from the woman's perspective, lol

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Poor old lady. OP, does your friend by any chance have a special helmet his mom tells him to wear and does/did he ride a rather petite bus to and from school?

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TheRealEllieSan 9

Today, some young whippersnapper on jumps out of his friends moving vehicle while they were driving past me. The worst part is, they thought i looked stupid enough to be convinced they weren't on any drugs. FML

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newzealand 28

I would love to know OP's friend's reasoning for this... "Ooh a cat!!" *Jumps*

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rawrkittyrawr 6

Should of told her it's what the cool kids do

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RetardedBullFrog 4

You guys overreact, I was just practicing my barrel roll.

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fabian21 0

Stupidity IS the new drug. Every kid is on it now.

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Georgieeporgiee 9

Imagine what he'd do if he was actually high....

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chell1894 13

I always wanted to try that..

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dre_bro11 12

OP, who let him out of the mental institution? People like that need to stay in their padded cell forever. They're a threat to humanity! As for 21, don't try.

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cats400 16

My friends and I got drunk and he decided to jump off the back of my truck while I was spending down my street

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rattusrattus 18

One day, cheesenuggrt is going to wind up with a Darwin Award, I think...

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MagicallyFat 12

Sounds like your friend and your friends are awesome

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ScarletBloom 14

"friends" means not only one. FYL! you need to amend your social circles.

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guckylynn 19

Posthumously of course 31.

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sseberly 11

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. - Rick James on The Chapelle Show

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sseberly 11

Charlie Murphyyyyyyyy!

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gntfmlingnow 12

Meth is one helluva drug - Lois Griffin, Family Guy

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

I'm Rick James bitch!!!!!!'

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

AHHH, DARKNESS! DARKNESS EVERYONE; EVERYONE DARKNESS IS SPREADING!

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grapes1414 0

Wow lol ! Some people's kids !

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Some people..? No.. This is natural selection trying it's best.

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oops_im_fucked 8

Anyone else HATE that space some people put between a word and the punctuation?

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NoNotTheFace 8

Quick, while he's still on the ground, kick him in the nuts, hard. Boobs like him should never reproduce.

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Grimmerie 31

a boob with nuts? you, my friend, have just invented the scariest (and most arousing) **** pitch of all time.

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NoNotTheFace 8

Most arousing? Well, read the first few lines of my profile description. After reading that, you would probably know why I'm thanking you. Thank you, gimmerie.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

If he's stupid enough to do it once I'll bet he's gonna try it again working legs or not, he'll find a way.

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youngbuck10 9

It's always fun to have a stupid friend! They always seem to outlive everyone, even though they shouldn't. Lol. Poor woman she probably had a heart attack.

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bigAC 6

from your friend's perspective: "today, i saw an old lady who needed help crossing the street, so i decided to jump out of my car to help her. too bad the car was moving. FML"

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