By PrintMaster - 20/07/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML
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VoodooGypsy 2

I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.

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SupaVyzor167 0

OP, you seem like the type to stop in the middle of the street and look around when an approaching vehicle honks their horn at you. Or you're the World's Most Successful Daydreamer. Farmer's market, FTW!

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superbadd 0

that would be fun

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MissXxBipolarXx 0

Omg, lolz wtf happened there? FYL indeed!

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superbadd 0

lolz this is probably gunna get deleted but UR NUMBER 69!!! rofl

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

ROFLOLOMGWTFBBQ!!! MAYBEE U 2 SHUD 69!!! er, wait, you're probably both dudes IRL. Ew.

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the_flirtt 0

they don't look like dudes to me ?

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mrmaks18 7

op it's there so customers can wash their hair whilst buying carrots the trollies are there for customers to play go carts with and the sound you hear when you walk through the doors is a start of a race nowadays they've installed showers at car washes if your ever passing through

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jinso 0

how dis an fml, oh no u got sprayed in the face by a little mist

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aardvarkish 15

Who the **** buys carrots? Bugs Bunny and Wyle E. Coyote, I guess....

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FFML_314 11

Lol, you don't buy carrots? They're delicious! :P

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

why would Wyle. E. Coyote buy carrots?! And anteaters > aardvarks.

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aardvarkish 15

Wyle E. Coyote buys carrots from ACME to catch Bugs Bunny! And anteaters = aardvarks! Do you live in a vacuum?

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aardvarkish 15

I don't care about other anteaters. Aardvarks eat ants and are also called anteaters. But that's not the only reason I love them.

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kfrizzle2 4

Lol Wyle. E. Coyote isn't trying to catch Bugs Bunny though. He's trying to catch Roadrunner. Beep beep VROOOOM!!

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FFML_314 11

Elmer Fudd completes his murderous task in a very gruesome episode of Family Guy! He didn't even need carrots.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Aardvarks eat ants and termites, but they are NOT the same animal as an anteater. It's like saying a lion and a tiger are the same animal. And yes, as a matter of fact, I DO live in a vacuum. A Dyson, actually, so it's quite nice.

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FFML_314 11

Aardvarks eat anteaters for breakfast.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

No way! Anteaters rule. Aardvarks are only mediocre. Why'd you get rid of the pic w/ the Elvis impersonator?

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FFML_314 11

OMG aardvarks give me a sense of self-worth. Well, he was taking away all the attention that I long for on this website. I can't have that. I can bring it back if you'd like. Only because you're comments also give me a sense of self-worth.

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kfrizzle2 4

Lol I like all of Anna's pic's. They are very Anna-esque.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

"you're comments"?! alkjngfadnglandgljnadkljgnadlngljndvbisfnbk vxlksnbiskjbns vjcnz cvzjbnxz u bin reeding this websight two long and every1 else's bad spelling N grammer is infecting u.

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FFML_314 11

DAMNIT! Lol! That is 3 times in one night. I'm going to blame it on the exhaustion, yup that's my story and I'm sticking to it. :P

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

I just did something similar in a different FML :(

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FFML_314 11

I saw! I will not surrender to this fight! I will march on and continue to correct other people and thoroughly piss them off. I think it's satisfying lol. Together we stand. It is 7:08 AM, I'm at work and well quite honestly, I don't have the slightest clue as to what I'm talking about. Zzzzzzzz

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aardvarkish 15

The Aardvark will not be upstaged by some grimy anteater with hair on his back!

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aardvarkish 15

I guess my comment got lost in the shuffle. Anyway, go to youtube and search video 8ojEnlRVr7s frame 02:46 That's Wyle E. Coyote using a carrot to get Bugs Bunny. (Yeah, Aardvarkish FTW... don't even mention it...)

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Carbine11 1

For anyone putting there hands and face into the mist, it contains bleach..... just an FYI

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StaciCarol 2

I knew it. :o I thought they put some sort of chemical in with the water.

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Asstazztic 8

OP isn't used to getting sprayed on the face ;)

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