Intimacy: Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the...

By rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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By Samprib - 01/06/2013 05:09 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was, "God forbid a maxed-out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By diesel444 - 23/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML

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Johnnylittle 3

Thursday 9 August 2012 12:07

At least he was being honest

BRLHP 24

Thursday 9 August 2012 12:19

Going by your username, id assume you have been in a similar situation.

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MrElephant 5

Thursday 9 August 2012 20:48

This is not a FML. This is a FHL.

stej1985 3

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:11

That's.. Hilarious! Lol x

PYLrulz 17

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:34

Sounds more like a FML for him, than it is for you. But then again, they do say it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

khaya 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 22:20

Did he put forward evidence to his claim.

RythmDancer 1

Thursday 9 August 2012 22:28

Or he was buying them for someone else

Epikouros 31

Friday 10 August 2012 0:51

So he was buying them for his boyfriend, right?

nora111197 8

Friday 10 August 2012 2:57

Too bad :P

wildsweetchild 19

Friday 10 August 2012 4:18

At least his balls are big enough to admit it.

wubbazugg 5

Friday 10 August 2012 4:22

Why does that matter when they're for his boyfriend?

HeartOfLead 24

Friday 10 August 2012 4:59

FHL... I think that should sum it up.

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