Intimacy: Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the...

By rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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Running commentary

By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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The kindness of strangers

By Samprib - 01/06/2013 05:09 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was, "God forbid a maxed-out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By diesel444 - 23/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML

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Johnnylittle 3

Thursday 9 August 2012 12:07

At least he was being honest

BRLHP 24

Thursday 9 August 2012 12:19

Going by your username, id assume you have been in a similar situation.

Comments

DocBastard 38

Thursday 9 August 2012 13:06

Fortunately for him, he was still buying condoms. TO USE.

flipcrazy 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 13:12

Maybe he wants to start a condom museum. I just realized how stupid this idea sounded.

HairyPunisher 27

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:09

If you realized how stupid it sounded AS you were typing then why did you still post it?

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 10 August 2012 0:43

Because him/her posting it completes the joke, buzzkill.

tejkohlibusiness 5

Thursday 9 August 2012 13:23

What are you saying .. Its amazing

TranTienDuc 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 13:36

good ideal

willou35_fml 13

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:05

haha

HairyPunisher 27

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:07

If I'm perceiving this properly, the guy simply bought the wrong size of condoms and that's it. I really fail to see how this is an FML for OP. If OP is squeamish about anything sexual then yeah this could be an FML but the story is too vague to make that deduction.

perdix 29

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:08

Tell him a little Super-Glue will hold the oversized condom on just fine. Of course, he could be using the tactic of "under-promising then over-delivering."

sougstad 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:17

At least he is on top of the problem, and tackled it as soon as he realized that he needed to rectify the situation and get himself a more accurate fit. I mean, it would have been weird if he left the line mid check out with no explanation, so might as well man up at that point rather then have to pay extra somewhere else.