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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML
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DocBastard 38

You weren't leaglely at fault, so don't crow about your problems here. You're pigeon-holing yourself as whiny. Swallow your pride, tell your husband that he doesn't rule the rooster - toucan play this game. If he won't play wren you fight back, call him chicken. From heron out, you can be on the offensive. If he throws something at you, duck. Owl bet this strategy will work. Good luck!

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Zebidee 8

Funny how that pilot that hit some birds and crashed his plane into the Hudson River is a hero, but when you do it...

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jordanprodigy023 0

It is your fault

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OCDC 9

The pun king strikes again...

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nomudkips 4

It's whoever was in the back of the line's fault. It's their responsibility to pay for whatever damage happened, even if other people were too close too. Whatever argument you may have against this, this is what the law and the insurance companies say.

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Egnar 19

you're right from a legal perspective - It's always the person behinds fault in 99% of cases in terms of payments and such. . The accident is still her fault though.

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LilaBear 1

"The accident is still her fault though." No, it's not. The accident would not have happened if the people behind her obeyed the law and left themselves enough reaction time. And don't say "the accident wouldn't have happened if she hadn't slammed on the brakes", because what if the thing in front of her was a child running onto the road? She would have still slammed on the brakes and exactly the same thing would have happened because of the moron(s) behind her.

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rattusrattus 18

Bet it was a pheasant. They love flying into cars, the dumb avians.

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Uscdrew1 7

Oh my ******* god. Stop saying "cuhz". It's not cool, it only makes you look like a completely idiotic imbecile.

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palltaru 0

YDI for thinking a bird vomited suicide mabye it was a ACCEDENT???? Stupid.

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the_axos 0

Totally deserve it OP. Completely irresponsible showing no respect for anyone else on the road. We all like animals but the fact of the matter is a human life is greater to that of an animal.

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Egnar 19

You say that as if you act completely calm and cool in any unexpected situation. It may have not been the best possible course of action but frankly when you're completely shocked instinct, not logic takes over.

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LilaBear 1

"We all like animals but the fact of the matter is a human life is greater to that of an animal." Wtf?? Fool. That's why you don't SWERVE for animals. For an animal, you merely slam on the brakes rather than swerve. Never swerve for an animal because if you hit a human instead the loss is far greater. Slamming on the brakes does not endanger anybody else's life. Except, apparently, the morons behind you who can't figure out how much reaction time to allow themselves. Seriously, how do people get their licences without knowing such a basic rule? It's the LAW people. Not just an opinion.

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NCR 0

how would the birds wife feel?? think about it.

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elizabethann416 0

you must be a pig and stole it's eggs. ;) was it catapulted?

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