By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
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MaryJane232323 9

What did you think would happen? They'd all start singing like they do in princess movies?

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i8cake 12

You literally scared the shit out of them... What did you expect?

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TheCarChanel 0

They sell something for that at Walmart

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every1luvsboners 11

Just tell everyone they're racing stripes.

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bitchslapped22 14

They didn't fly anywhere, they just shat on his car

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DFlit1 0

**** angry birds! It's just a stupid knock off of the classic game Crush the Castle! Play some classics before u play the new girly PG shit

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lifesucks1234567_fml 2

78 I agree 100% modern rip off of crush the castle.

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the_gabe254 0

This shouldve been the first comment. Followed by, "you literally scared them shitless, what did you expect?".

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You idiot... You're supposed to shoot at the birds, not shout at them. Didn't you used the hunting you bought at wally world? Moron, you deserve to get your car pelted with bird shite...

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FYLDeep 25

I think there's at least 4 different illegal things about what you suggested. Probably more.

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reaganomics 6

They have a special bus for people like you....

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sillymcjews 0

its called a short bus and you also obviously belong on it

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reaganomics 6

the short bus was the implied statement dumb ass, obviously I know what it is, now how long have you been riding it ?

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lmaoatall 6

And the lead bird said,'birds of a feather, shit together'.

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