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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Rude awakening

By oww - 15/11/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML

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Friday 10 June 2011 12:14

don't we use mobile phones these days?

Temi25 6

Friday 10 June 2011 12:13

at least he wants to see you

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brmgirl123 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:00

how romanticc!

Offensive_fml 4

Friday 10 June 2011 19:07

Suck it up. I was hit with a chalk 0.5 a CM away from my cornea, and it wasn't painful beside the uncontrollable tearing.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 10 June 2011 19:20

Cool story bro.

EmoFinn 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:23

Tell it again.

andrester 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:59

why was your window open?

Just_Peed 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:29

oh yeah that's weird..cause she opened it?-.-

rjflores 0

Friday 10 June 2011 20:05

mission accomplished.

Vonneil 0

Friday 10 June 2011 20:06

What a dumbass

dani__rawrr 0

Friday 10 June 2011 20:29

NCTM n qz

fitted5 0

Friday 10 June 2011 20:54

how about a txt that would of worked

JokerJohn7 0

Friday 10 June 2011 21:18

Romeo and Juliet gone wrong

crzy4life 0

Friday 10 June 2011 21:25

lol that's funny

JERZBornNRaised 7

Friday 10 June 2011 23:47

ohhh god damn... ayyy baby nuthin says i love you more than a rock to the face! tell your dad he beat you, that'll get him back hehe

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