Embarrassing and Kids: Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my...

By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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By seethroughpee - 06/05/2015 05:22 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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By loser - 20/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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Excuses, excuses

By jenn - 24/10/2021 17:00

Today, my daughter didn't clean the bathroom today, even though I told her yesterday that she needed to do it. She claims she forgot, because, she’s "slept since then.” FML

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By Lauren Davies - 17/09/2019 06:00

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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mightymart 5

Monday 23 May 2011 12:03

hehe not so bad.. he could have caught you doing something else...

SlyTail 5

Monday 23 May 2011 12:01

Ahhh kids..

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pinkspaceboundro 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:35

haha this made me laugh, look on the bright side- she could have said something worse, so smile- and tell her about this when she brings home her first boyfriend!

dufelbag 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:43

soooo cute

bigantennaemay 3

Monday 23 May 2011 17:06

ahem, hem, i feel i've announced this over a thousand times now, but.... YDI, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING KIDS! DON'T WANT STRESS, PROBLEMS, AND MIGRAINES? DON'T HAVE KIDS! IT COULDN'T BE ANY SIMPLER THAN THAT!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 23 May 2011 17:53

Right... Because if you don't have kids, your life's obviously a breeze.

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 23 May 2011 18:10

What about the people who didn't mean to get pregnant? They may not have wanted kids but shit happens. And like Jane said, life is just all sunshine and rainbows of you don't have kids. Heck, my fiancé and I don't have any and we're barely making ends meet, but it's not stressful because we don't have kids! Idiot.