By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
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baxeh 29

Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?

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JadeWinter 16

When you come across someone who tells you they're your long lost twin and that they want to get to know you, don't believe them. Run. Run far away!

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simsimbeep 13

maybe an ex boyfriend hired a guy to do that so he can do some magic so you would take him back?? :/

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davie94 18

Wants your babies but can't so gonna use your DNA to build a baby?

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chosha_fml 26

Either he's cloning you or he's in a weird scavenger hunt.

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spacey_blueberry 18

Reminds me of the time in elementary school where I did the same thing to my crush to make a polyjuice potion :/

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xtm059 11

I wouldn't try to track him down. The situation could get hairy very quickly.

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CryoShock 14

He probably needed to make a polyjuice potion.

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