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By Stinkipinkki - 21/08/2013 16:27 - United States - Austin

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Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch. I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs, too scared to go down, or even back up, because our stairs creak. FML
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Stinkipinkki 12

Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)

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Pleonasm 35

Those stairs really screwed you over OP.

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Comments

perdix 29

You coulda gone back upstairs, you voyeuristic perv! I'm sure the couch springs were getting enough of a workout that they wouldn't have heard the stairs creaking.

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ty7in_topic 31

If only that memory erase thing from Men in Black was real.

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thewife5 19

So... That's what parents do... Someday that will be you

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EmmaMK 35

I'm sure you will be able to block it out in 10-20 years. Just the thought make me want to scrub myself clean

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Wow... lol, imo that was really inconsiderate of them. Not only would I be weirded out I would be offended and kinda pissed off.

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kogeld 9

Ohhh grows, that should have been disgusting to watch...

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lonelyshadowkid 8

Grows? Or gross? (Not trolling but it is 2am :p im half-dead)

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worldclassrager 39

Close your eyes and try to remove the picture...then maybe a step with a creak might change something but I don't believe so...you could Always invest in some pop tarts and keep those in your room as a back up if you are not sure...

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ladybuglet 22

Quit being a bitch and go back upstairs.

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perdix 29

While you're there, you should just think of Scrambled Eggs and Sausage. At least, that's what your parents are having for breakfast ;)

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