Animals: Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was...

By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By believekimber - 09/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Aaron - 26/08/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By lukey101 - 27/03/2023 16:00

Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML

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By AnHoneyMouse - 12/05/2017 02:00

Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML

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random__user 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.

sexyx0sandyyy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:03

awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:35

#17 must live somewhere that doesn't have mosquitoes. You can feel them land before they bite you.

caitxD 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:56

Awhh; poor puppy. More FTL not yours. hah.

shashmpoof 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:32

OMFG u pet abuser! Check b4 u kick...seriously u deserved that 1

REBEL09 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:37

So.... does this mean that the dog's previous owner now has license to go to your father and say "Your daughter kicked my dog?" LOL sorry, lame joke. but I hope you regain the puppy's trust!

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:37

Call the dog whisperer

AgentGreenEyes 4

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:43

poor puppy dont worry he'll like you again...

FoundManyLemons 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:35

You need to buy that puppy hella Beggin Strips, and start passing out mad belly rubs. But seriously, start trying to rebuilt that trust. Few things sadder in life than a sad puppy.

x3Kiome 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:38

... LMAO. That sucks. You should try to have some food in your hands, and get your puppy over to you and try to be friends with it again. My brother's girlfriend kicked my puppy once, AND she was wearing a sharp boot and my puppy wouldn't stop crying... until she gave him a puppybone and he loved her again. xD

jennsever00 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:38

poor little thing..he'll get over is eventually. just don't kick hi again:)

Larawr 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:47

There are so many stupid repeat comments here. Surely we've had enough of the "how could you think the dog was a mosquito?" -easy, dog gently brushes you, could feel like a bug landing on or flying past you. "why would you kick?" -to shake the bug off, OP was washing dishes, wet soapy hands, not wanting to spray water across the floor by slapping at their leg. OP, I hope the puppy learns to trust you again soon. Poor thing.