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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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Grunge

By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML

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By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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englishmuffin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:05

Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

mycoffeesucks 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:07

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

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jncwmnd 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 13:58

lol #17 ^_^ #20 you fail..you spelled it wrong..#13 was correct

Pirate_argh 6

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:07

#13 .. Please.. No :s #18 Haha, why would anyone wanna talk to it? xD Hopefully you could just laugh about it - even though i can imagine that it would have been very embarrassing

Pirate_argh 6

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:15

dreamsmean 3

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:36

try that stuff in the commercial with the bears... "leaves fewer little white pieces behind"

acethehusky 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:28

CHARMIN!

justmyluck1212 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:40

That's so nasty, sum of this shit doesn't need 2b here @ OP, u fail @ not being able 2 perform a task as easy as asswiping

marisalee 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:37

She was wiping her ****** retard. Obviously you don't know anything about women.

OhLohd111 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 23:14

toilet paper being left behind by accident is nastier than *insert hundreds of worse previous FMLs here*? Someone's either new to FML, or incredibly immature.