Intimacy: Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room...

By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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Stank ass

By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML

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By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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englishmuffin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:05

Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

mycoffeesucks 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:07

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

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Shizden 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:32

Me: "You some toilet paper left behind." You: "Umm..." *Blushes* Me: *Calls my home phone using my cell phone* You: "..." Me: "Erm someones calling at the house... I better go pick up the call." You: "What the..." Me: *Grabs shirt and boxers (personally I prefer thongs but I wouldn't just wear that and a shirt in public) and runs away* And I live happily ever after. THE END Best. Story. Ever. Now at stores near you for only $99.95!

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:48

ahahaha FAIL !

cadburyegg 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:32

Someone needs some Charmin.

norarabe 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 1:23

Charmin IS the one that sticks to your bum, hon

rachybubbles 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:36

lol #4 really? You have no idea? My gosh. There is a new breed of stupid.

UberMichel 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:16

Tell, how the hell is that possible?

ottercat13 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:20

how do u think dumbass

cazzy_33 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:43

that is my biggest fear!

IndigoKitty 3

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:44

yeah, it happens, specially with cheap toilet paper, get over it!

melikeulongtime 4

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:57

OMG! Did he do something funny afterward to try and cheer you up, like talking to your ******? Who's a happy ******? I'm gonna eat you up anyway, coz I'm a big scary monster! That sorta thing. If so, your life is awesomeness! If not, FYL!