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Oh well, shit happens. I was denied sex by my fiancee once because I was a little bit 'nasty' down there (it was a hot day). Life goes on!
#26 fail :) but i agree; it may have been horrible english, but it was dialogue.
you never know when you'll need it later
OHH man im so sorry!
Oh wow, don't feel to embbarased, the EXCACT SAME THING happened to me!! honestly!
That same thing happened to me. Haa. I don't mind though he didn't care ha.
I guess it's safe to say you're a douche. Literally
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Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?
if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML