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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML

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By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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englishmuffin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:05

Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

mycoffeesucks 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:07

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

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therearesecrets 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:53

That happened to me like 4 years ago and my former boyfriend called me out on it. Everyone's right, the wet ones really do the job. It never happened again. Instead of "wiping," I've found that "blotting" is a better alternative. FYL but at least you can learn from it! =]

therearesecrets 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:53

curlybrunette 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:09

this never happened to me, and i hope it never does, sorry, thats embarressing

lmmmr 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:13

Charmin Ultra Strength.

teebonehead 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:19

ewwwww thats gross

teebonehead 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:18

ewwwww thats gross

DangerousBabee 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:32

There's nothing more tasty than some nice toilet paper :P

glassjaw_90 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:37

A good reason why I don't eat the beave.

alexgisforme3 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:38

i just went to pee and now im wondering if theres any little pieces left LOL. i have charmin toilet paper. being a girl is awesome. and i mean that in no sarcastic way at all. and that does sound embarassing, your fml story there :(. if your bf is totally cool then it should be okay though ;). ya know those charmin commercials where they talk about fewer pieces left behind...i think the writers went thru this experience cuz how would they know otherwise LOL.