Intimacy: Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room...

By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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englishmuffin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:05

Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

mycoffeesucks 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:07

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

Comments

Bostonbro15 1

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:50

lmao! That just sucks.

seb12992 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:55

That's nasty, but I gotta go YDI on this one. Make sure you check before letting your bf go down on you.

xo_emily_xo 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:01

That's kinda disgusting (and by "kinda" i mean VERY) All I can say is YDI =P And BTW, you are a complete asshole, but at least you use toilet paper! lmaoo bitch

jmoose311 3

Monday 15 June 2009 0:07

You shouldn't be having sex before marriage anyway. Next time, stop being such a *****, and don't give it up for the first loser you meet in a bar.

eliz3 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 11:18

Go back to church. Or alternatively, stop visiting a website where the vast majority of the content is likely to offend you because nobody wants to hear you preach about your out of date values.

funsize003 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:12

#100, how the hell do you know he's a loser she met in a bar? she said boyfriend, it is very likely that they have been dating for a long time, maybe they're engaged. pull your head out of your ass and think before you speak, please.

babysoleil 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:22

haha ^^^ dumbfucks. aww how embarassing D:

Stay_beautiful 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:27

this has happened to me before....cheap toilet paper really does suck....if it is the cheap stuff, instead of wiping really hard (which is why you get toilet paper left behind) just dab around...OR use some of those playtex wipes, they smell pretty nice!

lolcakes 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:35

that sucks. = not the end of the world though. now you just know to check ahead of time, next time! :)

avoid567 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:55

uhh how about you chill #101 mind your ******* business, let the girl do what she wants, and don't talk shit when you don't know the facts. 'cause ya know.."boyfriend" is ALWAYS code for "some loser you met in a bar" ..and a random girl on a website you don't even know is "sucha *****" ..seriously if you're one of those "wait until marriage" type people..then it's most likely due to your religious beliefs or some shit like that. meaning if you're religious and believe in doing the right thing (which in your opinion is waiting until marriage) then you should know better than to be sucha ******** to people you don't know, and be a little more respectful. ..like #102 said..get your head out of your ass.