By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

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Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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englishmuffin 0

Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

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mycoffeesucks 0

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

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penizulaface 0

oh and #23 thats been said like 5 times now. nobody cares.

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melissasmile21 0

another thing. "you GOT some toilet paper left behind" uh, yeah great english (Y)

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intothecrypt 3

Don't be a nazi, you knew what it meant so it's obviously fine. If you're just gonna say shit like that, **** or GTFO.

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ergo_fml 13

Actually, that's not right either... stfu

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rachybubbles 0

#26 It was dialogue. Maybe you should email the boyfriend who said it and criticise him.

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marisalee 0

Oh yeah tell that bitch (26)

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iDontFail_xD 0

... Maybe it was sperm? YOU DIRTY WH0r3

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noshitsherlock 0

That is really gross. You don't check yourself? 0___0

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chinchilla_fml 0

It happens. Happened to me before and my bf just took it off for me and ate me anyway. We had a giggle about it but this isn't a FML

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24788 6

This happens to many people. You can't always be perfect about it, but you should clean up as much as possible before hand.

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mz200sx 0

lol poor you. oh and lmao #18 is hilarious

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