Intimacy: Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took...

By whatswrongwithit?:( - 30/09/2012 19:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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By EyesOffMe - 07/09/2009 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

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By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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Beginner

By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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Pectus excavatum!

By Embarrassing Deformity - 29/07/2023 03:00

Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML

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Monday 1 October 2012 2:47

Very curious to see what "it's supposed to look like"..

Psych101 9

Monday 1 October 2012 2:47

At least she was nice about it. If she had just left, she wouldn't have been worth your time.

Comments

hopsinlove17 26

Monday 1 October 2012 3:20

Because you see dicks all the time...right?

Stupend0us 7

Monday 1 October 2012 3:42

You're doing it wrong. Whenever I make out with a girlfriend I'm attempting to remove her clothes not mine. If all is good she won't stop me and will proceed to take mine off for me.

lululu333 7

Monday 1 October 2012 3:44

I was going to say, "don't knock it until you try it" but then I saw your display picture and also thought about your rude comment. Then I realized you couldn't, because nothing would want to try you.

annie_nk 22

Monday 1 October 2012 3:49

At least she didn't giggle.

torbey 23

Monday 1 October 2012 3:53

Personally, you sound like a massive bitch. Have a nice day.

ladydragonstars 23

Monday 1 October 2012 4:01

I think it's safe to say she has more experience with penises than you do

jem970 19

Monday 1 October 2012 4:06

It's not that different actually. A lot of parents are choosing to leave their children uncircumcised these days. Religious purposes being reason and the parents unwillingness to inflict that pain on their child. Don't be so bitchy. If a man is uncircumcised and they have good hygiene it's not weird