By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
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darth1 18

You should have just straight up said no.

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JR_Goes_Rawr 11

That guy is pretty smart to trick you into revealing your lie. You could have told him you were holding your friends phone, or something like that.

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Hakaan 10

Why would you go to a club if you don't intend to give a guy your number?

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macguy4321 14

You mean you don't already have a fake phone number set up for situations like this?

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lokiitababii69 19

i would have just been like yea its not in service anymore....

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DorkAlert 10

What a smart guy to ask for the time. Or wow how dumb of her to check her phone and lie.

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giraffelovergirl 19

I would have been like "I don't have minutes."

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TheOreoCream 1

you should have told him it was your iPod

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ChaCha339 10

You could've come up with a better excuse. Also, if you weren't into him, you should've just walked away after rejecting him.

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