Miscellaneous: Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my...

By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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darth1 18

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:37

You should have just straight up said no.

JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:42

That guy is pretty smart to trick you into revealing your lie. You could have told him you were holding your friends phone, or something like that.

Comments

panda_lou 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 18:07

If you don't want to tell them no straight up then why don't you just say sorry I don't hand out my number to guys I don't know. If he asks why just say I've had a problem before and I'm not looking for a repeat. If he keeps on just say I'm sorry and walk away.

Eivana 37

Tuesday 19 February 2013 18:46

Tell him no, or tell him that the cell phone belongs to a friend.

Bebbo_fml 21

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:11

I'm sure he got the message.

pastnastificatio 4

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:28

Hmmm not his first rodeo

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:01

You should have just said no and if he persisted, given him a fake number.

carminecris89 13

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:12

Just say you don't give your number out to strangers. I've given my email out when I didn't want to give my number.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:40

Way to keep it straight to the point!

misataylor86 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 22:26

I've made the same excuse before. But I didn't keep the phone on me. Lmao!

ughhseriouslywow 10

Wednesday 20 February 2013 0:13

You should have told him it doesn't have service anymore and you only keep it around as a clock/calculater/camera.

Googolman 29

Wednesday 20 February 2013 0:30

"Today, I asked a girl I met at a club for her phone number, and she said she didn't have a cell phone. Later, I asked her for the time. She checked on her cell phone. FML"