Miscellaneous: Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my...

By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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darth1 18

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:37

You should have just straight up said no.

JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:42

That guy is pretty smart to trick you into revealing your lie. You could have told him you were holding your friends phone, or something like that.

Comments

noelasis94 18

Tuesday 19 February 2013 15:40

Just tell him you're part of the save the animals club if you don't want him to think you're cold as ice

ohjoy15 33

Wednesday 3 April 2013 8:36

Please explain your logic... How the heck does that justify lying about owning a cellphone?

Dcm210 19

Tuesday 19 February 2013 15:54

A lot of people with no service on their cell phone, use it for the clock.

_1296 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:09

The excuse was just fine. What you did later was stupid.

breberry304 27

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:10

You could have given him a fake number.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:11

You see...this is where that thing on your wrist comes in handy. You know, a watch.

DropBearMeat 23

Tuesday 19 February 2013 17:51

Yeah, because people wear watches to deceive others and not merely to be able to tell the time.

_1296 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:13

Wow. How can anyone by so limited? That is as good as a self defeating statement because considering you have implicitly assured us you believe blondes are dumb , you must be one too. And just because there is this one damn stereotype about a certain kind of people doesn't mean you have to be a ******** and blindly believe in it.

ZombieSazza 34

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:16

Why not be honest? Sorry, I don't want to give my number out to people I don't know, then just walk away?

Beep13 0

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:18

Because last time I did that, about 4 of his friends materialised behind him and yelled "you're a bitch" as I walked away, one followed me and grabbed me by the wrist and insisted that his mate "wanted to talk to me". If a girl feels threatened, sometimes it's easier to lie.