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By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

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Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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etishuman22 32

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. In fact, I haven't.

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Welshite 39

You need to polish up on your "dirty talk".

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RedPillSucks 31

How about "slap me in the face with the insides of your thighs".

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graceinsheepwear 33

Hit her with your rhythm stick.

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ninja_dae 11

I would laugh too. actually I am. you need to google how to talk dirty because that is not.

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doodlebug33 20

(in frank costanza's voice) "what the hell does that mean?"

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bazookajoey 27

C'mon man, how was she supposed to take that seriously?

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Slimma 20

I'm still pondering... what in the world is that supposed to mean? That's not dirty talk. That's funny talk.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Locker room guy terms don't necessarily make good sexy talk to a woman. Why not just "I'm gonna give it to you good"?

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perdix 29

If you're so good at "dickering down," you might want to put on your clothes and head out to the flea market.

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RedPillSucks 31

And dicker over the couch.

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awilliams44 9

Does that even mean anything? I think everyone that has read that is still laughing

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esigmond 2

Why would you say something so stupid?

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