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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 18:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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ajh1800 25

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:07

You dont want to lose your V card to someone like that anyways. The right person will come along eventually and it will be magical.

Matt Much 12

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:10

Been there. Next time cover for lack of experience by asking what your partner likes. That way you are not inexperienced but thoughtful.

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hmmundecided 7

Wednesday 19 September 2018 21:57

I never understood why it’s attractive for a girl to be a virgin but it’s not when it’s a guy

Takegami 22

Friday 21 September 2018 1:49

Hey, good thing you’re no longer with that thot OP

anonurmom 12

Wednesday 30 October 2019 17:05

Why didn’t you just plow and be like I was a virgin shit was getting hot so she definitely wanted some fun

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