By me. - 15/07/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, at 3:00 am, I sat with my 3 year-old daughter while she tried to go back to sleep. She'd had a nightmare, and I'd read that "not leaving" was the most important thing a father could do. My wife woke and called me a pervert for sitting there. FML
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RESTAREA 0

Hopefully she was just joking? And, I mean, it was 3am, she was probably out of it anyway. No worries, you did the right thing and it's good that you're not letting her come into your own bed when those things happen because then they'll do it all the time. That's how it was with my brothers, atleast.

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patrickhb 0

If she's serious, then she's clearly not cut out for parenthood - certainly not adoption. She's your DAUGHTER, and the fact you adopted shouldn't make a difference - your wife should understand, and shouldn't even be able to CONSIDER that. You should leave her, both because she doesn't appreciate and understand you AT ALL, and because she clearly doesn't feel the same way as you do about the adoption.

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kionnalexus 0

Your wife is a bitch, that's kind of over the top. Even if she was tired, who makes that kind of an accusation? She didn't even know what was going on.

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dg72592_fml 0

how were you being a pervert? that was sweet, that was absolutely the right thing to do.

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chocoLIFE_fml 2

you are good father :)

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Your wife has a sick mind if she's seriously thinking that when you were innocent. Sounds like she's the one not ready for children yet, or at least needing to work out some of the issues she has in her mind.

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cjp767 0

Well if you were masturbating, your wife is correct. Otherwise she's a freak- dump her and take your adopted kid with you.

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anonymous1116 0

The only reason that you should not be offended by your wife's behavior is if she herself was molested as a child and her comment was because of that. Even if that is the case, it isn't okay for her to accuse you of such things. You should talk to her and if she was molested help her get therapy to deal with it.

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Chr0nicdreamz 0

**** that shit you were doing what you were supposed to. tell her to get her dead ass up to take care of her of she doesn't like you being a good father

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