By me. - 15/07/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, at 3:00 am, I sat with my 3 year-old daughter while she tried to go back to sleep. She'd had a nightmare, and I'd read that "not leaving" was the most important thing a father could do. My wife woke and called me a pervert for sitting there. FML
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RESTAREA 0

Hopefully she was just joking? And, I mean, it was 3am, she was probably out of it anyway. No worries, you did the right thing and it's good that you're not letting her come into your own bed when those things happen because then they'll do it all the time. That's how it was with my brothers, atleast.

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patrickhb 0

If she's serious, then she's clearly not cut out for parenthood - certainly not adoption. She's your DAUGHTER, and the fact you adopted shouldn't make a difference - your wife should understand, and shouldn't even be able to CONSIDER that. You should leave her, both because she doesn't appreciate and understand you AT ALL, and because she clearly doesn't feel the same way as you do about the adoption.

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jud420 0

**** your life? No, **** your Wife. What a ****.

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freddie_fml 0

Your wife is a moron. You did the right thing.

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Stevieebabyy 0

Aww. That's so cute. I guess you're a new adoptive father. And clearly your wife doesn't care about your daughter's feelings.

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fingerlin 0

it's a bit woody allen. tell your wife to stop watching the news and reading it

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Javadog 0

I am a stay at home father, the value of you 'being there' is indispensable. Your wife is a sorry excuse for a woman. I am so sorry for you that you are married to such an un-supportive, myopic, childish self centered piece of shit as that. unfortunately you brought children into the mix, God help you and that precious little child.

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skullbuster 0

Yeah, unless he is fingerbanging this poor little girl in his spare time. I am a little skeptical of the idea that his wife is some insult-whirling **** who grabbed this one out of thin air! There are 2 sides to every story and, while we will never know her side, I bet it is a doozy.

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headcreeps 0

this is retarded, that was in no way "perverted". your wife is an idiot. Good thing you adopted instead of having to reproduce with her.

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CFR 0

Ooh feel the love and trust in that relationship.... Hopefully you haven't done anything before to make her think those kind of things?

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