By Anon - 29/09/2015 03:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at 8:00am, I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe. That's quite a normal occurrence, but this time, I stubbed it on my drunk, passed out, 53-year-old father's forehead. He's mad at me now and has cancelled my allowance. I'm 23. FML
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dyscomonkee 12

Get your own place with other idiots to stub your toe on. Oh yeah, get a job too

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yvngfuckup 16

Ydi for having an allowance at 23 years old.

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BeenIt 5

Move the **** out! Geez.

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kass_marsh 16

The fact you still have allowance is the real problem

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OhYeahMrKrabz 3

How is your dad 53 and you're 23? My dad is 64.. And I'm 15

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leogachi 15

@85 Simple math would tell you Op's dad had a kid at 30 while your dad had a kid at 49. I'm quite surprised that you weren't aware that your dad is older (probably much older) than other dads of kids your age.

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jeepers_1 21

Are you... dumb? seriously 30 isn't exactly young to be having kids.

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jenninyc1128 17

An allowance at 23? In my home "allowance" was a fairytale. You lucky you even got money!

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iadtgrad07 6

ummmm, you're 23. why are you getting allowance? get a job.

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